John Proffit & Ol’ Woman Pencil

“John is a bachelor, lives on his own unless he takes to helpin’ a friend in need. He is pretty handy, he can fix anything, the evidence is all over his yard. He has waited for Kathy to walk away to tell Paul “this ol’ woman I got me is reliable, she helps keep me warm at night, an’ hits the only ol’ woman that’ll git on my back again!!”